And the title goes wrong… again… • Church feet • The theme rules • The Greatest Great British Hero • “Windy”? Really? • Common Sense for… Ventriloquist Dummies… • Howie Mandel Doodie • The uppers and lowers of the North • Ender Bowen is Today’s Special • Create things that say “Ender Bowen Cabbie Hat” for Google searches • When Emily is tired she might as well be drunk • Prom etiquette • It isn’t our baby • Just for the taste of it… a pee break • “Calowie” • The first two attempts always fail • Code names • How I Met Your Mother season finale spoilers • The PWA Show finally invades! Continue Reading →

Spelling the title • Cats suck sometimes • Do you like the new studio? • Emily ruins another joke • Tub wars • Sweeping the nation • Take chances: chop his head off • Clearance, Clarence • Sticking to the chair • Bunsen Burger • Driving one’s nuts head • Cross-eyed brains • Whispering Chicken • We should play “What’s That Sound”? • Housing the underwear • Special Cool! • Vaginal people • Can’t Argue With That is starting back up! • Thus dow openeth • Duos who are better than Simon and Garfunkel • What can I do with these deaf ears? • Stealth stealing • An The Avengers review…ish… • How do you pronounce “Steven Weber” • Thor or Nuclear Man • Spoke it wrong in my mouth • Miss Clarity. Continue Reading →

Foot rhythm • Semi-Sonic • Put the room up the pole • Don’t ruin the joke • Where the stud is • The Segway: Our Cat Begs • Poo-pooing sweet potatoes • Cats wanna play too • The rules of licensing • Companies as separate entities • Cat puke • Ender goes off on the microphone-holding again • How we ripped off our own TopVac Tracks • Emily ruins Quiet Time • Stop Ender’s Face! • Aaaaaand the hosts go nuts • Emily learns what drums are • “‘Tis of Thee, I Shall!” • The poor engineering of drumsets • And the Predators are into Round 2! • Egyptians walk… like themselves • Jewish food • Yeast inspection • Beating Cartman to death • That song Emily liked • Emily gives away her voicemail password • Tim’s guest spot • A heads-up for brides • We didn’t plan numbers. Continue Reading →

How tapes work • The place smells • The story of the first poop • Being weighed down • Packing for the big move • Emily ditches Debbie Gibson • Asking her first doesn’t make it okay • Mac & Cheese doesn’t work late at night • The Segway: The Voicemail • The PWA Show completes each others’ sentences • Accent prerequisites • Korey Hodges is evil! • Iraqistan isa country • Illegal straylians • Kangaroo bucks • Dogs are working for terrorists • Happy Birthday to Emily! • Barry Manilow ticket prices • The famous magician Penn Teller • Killing Bono • Talking about shows • Survivor: X-Men • The science of sitcoms. Continue Reading →

Correcting our own title • The piece picker-upper • Just say no to Will Ferrell • Accidental soda • Soda liability insurance • Acronyms suck • Nothing suggestive about Strawberry Shortcake’s features • Ender and his cousin Sarah are the same person • Completely forgetting what we’ve done on TopVac Tracks • Why Shrinky Dinks are a stupid idea… but a good learning experience • Being annoying Brits again • The Production Constitution • Staying home in the past • Your face is your mom • Look like Gary Coleman! • Patrick is not Phil • Keeping in touch is not your responsibility (it’s the other person’s) • Stop touching people • How to shoot down an argument • Getting first dibs on naming friends • Being unintentionally racially offensive • Robin Hood sparks theme park violence • Ender hypothetically meets Bumblebee • Republican Primates • Emily Words Returns • Playmates • Emily makes a lyric better • Voting for Mike Bumblebee • Microphone dressing • Going nuts with the sound board again • Transforming back in time • The Cow Experience • Drop A Time Boop.

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